May 2010
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May 29th
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Today's going to be fun.
Me: I'm going out now!
Mum: No your not we have a family picnic at 12 today.
Me: When did you tell me about this?
Mum: I mentioned it at dinner last night.
Me: I wasn't there...
Mum: Oh...Too bad. Also change your shirt these people are Christian and we don't want to offend them.
Me: *Looks down reads out my shirt "Sex Pistols - God save the queen."* your joking right?
Mum: No.
Me: ....
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I WILL DO THIS! I WILL MAKE THIS!!!!1!!!!11! →
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Self absorbed fuckwits
fmylife: Today, it’s my school’s prom. Not only am I the only one in my whole class not going, but I instead have to serve them at after prom as my punishment for cheating on my math test. FML Self absorbed fuckwits. All these assholes on FML that do the wrong thing and think someone cares were they have to pay for their shit. fuck you math test cheater. I hope the other kids spit on you.
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Thanks to my newest follower
/commentsfullofwin
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Took lip ring out
couldn’t shot water out of hole. not impressed.
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